The Library has published its summer reading list for incoming students. It features seventeen titles, of which fourteen are boxes. The remaining three are books, selected primarily for the quality of their spines.
The Head Librarian, Mr. Cornelius Crumpet, explained that a box is a text which does not need to be read, only entered. Students will be examined on the quality of the experience, the corner they chose and the length of time spent in the box before someone noticed.
Recommended texts include The Large Amazon Box, The Slightly Smaller Shoebox and, for advanced readers, A Paper Bag in Three Movements.
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