Campus Security has noted an increase in the occupation of mouse holes by students attempting to wait for a mouse. A mouse hole is a utility, not a parking space, and sitting at it for more than 90 minutes constitutes loitering.
Violations will be recorded on a Notice of Sitting, issued by Officer Quincy Pawsworth and placed on the offender’s back. Three notices lead to a referral to the Dean of Patience.
An exemption has been created for students conducting a recognised research project. To qualify, a student must have a form signed by a supervisor, and must be sitting very, very still. The form may be submitted after the mouse has left.
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